This yeast monster grew inside me for months without me being aware of it. The longer candida lives inside you, the bigger it grows. It actually grows tentacles and spreads to other organs, including your brain.

Before Tinder, we used Myspace and other defunct platforms to meet new people. The new apps make it easier to find dates, but have they also made it harder to really connect? I say: Fuck Tinder, I'm going back to meeting people IRL.