We need to feed ourselves once and a while to keep the gears sweaky and moving. Here's a guide to cooking and eating for the Young, Broke, and Restless.
Small Plates by Olivia Starkie
A Letter to Some Roommates in the Fashion of R. Kelly’s “Real Talk”
... And Three Heat Wave Avocado Recipes
Do you know what I did this weekend, for fourth of July? I went out of town to relax and get away from y’all
Who was there? All my friends. We were in a poooool
Wait a minute, I get back to hot concrete hell
on Sunday evening and what do I find?
Get the fuck…man, you know what?
Guys I’m not about to sit up here and argue with you about who’s to blame
Or call names, real talk
See roommates, only thing I’m trying to establish with you is not
Who’s right or who’s wrong, but what’s right and what’s wrong
Just because I go away for the weekend
Doesn’t mean you can steal my food and all my beer out the fridge
Tell me roommates,
Were there other beers there?
Was there other food in there?
Well, tell me this
How the fuck you think you can steal my food then
When the whole fridge packed?
Wait a minute! Let me finish what I’ve got to say
I’ve lived with you two months and
You know I have no funds
And that I can’t afford to eat more than two meals a day
(And sometimes only one)