In a Drawer Opening Mood
How long is too long to wait for donuts? ... and a hundred other pressing questions.
Isn’t looming ecological catastrophe a given? Is 2:3 an agreeable ratio for political to ironic tattoos? What is the weirdest thing you’ve stolen? Shouldn’t there be wages for everything? Which is worse: that the universe is an empty doom void or that earth is populated with humans? Which is stranger: fenced off all-inclusive resorts or tall roller coasters? Have you ever fallen asleep without thinking about dying? Do you miss the sound of men moving pig carcasses from trucks in the morning? Do you remember the birds you heard in high school? I just got Aaron Carter’s number, what freaky shit should I text him? How many times have you faked an orgasm with a man? How long can you go without sleeping? What’s a vanguard? Is Toxic Shock Syndrome real?
How can you spend years with someone and then try to do that again with someone else? How long is too long to wait for donuts? Is filial love just the management of certain feelings? Do shrooms go bad? What is a body? What police scanner app do you use? Do we bring our clothing when we ascend? Do we pack snacks? Can you bring a megaphone to 19th & Telegraph? Do you stay in on a Friday night at your parents’ house, tweet pics of your boobs, and read The Arcades Project in bed? Who is doing sound for tonight? Why am I on the Whole Earth Festival Support mailing list? Does anyone know what time they’re supposed to be released from jail?